Unfortunately for me, I was taking a stroll down to the Arts and Crafts Hut with the toucan (according to the latest pet researchers, taking your pet out for walks will help create bonds that could help me escape the living dead and/or fellow campers) when everything flooded. I am currently floating somewhere around the croquet pitch on a table ( Read more... )

I've managed to pull my strength up over the last few days. It may be because I am no longer stuck to the floor, or naked, or because the meal from Friday is slightly less inedible than the meal from Thursday ( Read more... )

I am cold, naked, and stuck to the floor. I am ignoring any comments you may make about these facts.

Now would be a good time for someone to come along and help me. By help, I mean kick the creature gnawing at my leg.

This reminds me of pre-season, except there is less flagrant pyromania and more undead things.

I suppose it would be futile to ask what day it is, or why I am lying on the floor, or wear my shirt has gone, or why there's a hole in my cabin, or why everyone is supposed to be naked tomorrow.

Thank buchou God I still have my pants.

I have stayed awake for three days on end, sending a constant stream of e-mails to everyone I know. None of them have breached, but I have gotten a lot of random messages from people I do not know asking me if I want to make a lot of dollar signs off the internet or increase my pen-fifteen size ( Read more... )

No, I do not know why my cabin mate is attempting to commune with the woodland creatures.

If Niou had wanted to send me to a place where everyone was gay and there was a constant fear of food-poisoning, he should have sent me to Seigaku.

Edit: Burned Niou's 'care package'. Feeling much better now.

( Shikamaru )

No one has told me that they loved me or wanted to hug me in the last four or five hours. Excellent.

My mattress attempted to consume me last night. You can be sure that I learned how to operate the shotgun very quickly ( Read more... )

I have taken the bed farthest from the windows. I hope none of you mind, as I very much would like to avoid having an undead hand smash through and attempt to choke me in the middle of the night ( Read more... )